Thursday, July 31, 2008

Tuacahn Funnies

My friend Cynthia gave me a great idea for a blog post. Here at the box office we keep a list of the "Funny" things people say on the phone. Sometimes with the things that go on around here I think we could have a reality show. Here are some of my favorites:

"Your total is $88.00." "Is that total the total total?"

"Do you cancel your show for heat?"

"What is considered the weekend?"

"If I give you my name can you look up where I sat last year?" sigh "Sure, you were on row J." "Oh! Well, I want to be on row F." (if you knew where you wanted to sit why did I have to look up last year? grr.)

"I was there a couple of years ago and saw the show NEVADA"

"Your total is $39.00." "What! We have to pay"

"You guys are getting so big I am going to start calling you Three-acahn."

"I'm going to have to put you on hold for a minute. A police officer is about to give me a ticket."

"I have a confirmation number for you." "Oh, well I am in the bathroom and don't have anything to write with."

"Row P is to close. I want something around row Q"

"We don't have show Aug. 18 - 21." "Nothing at all?" "No." "So Les Mis isn't playing that Tuesday?" "No." "So, you have no shows playing the night of the 19th?" "NO!"

I could really go on and on and on, but I will stop there. Just thinking about these special people makes me smile. I might have to post more of these later.


Cynthia said...

Hahaha! Those are hilarious!! Good ol' Tuacahn.... It sure was fun to work there...

Catherine said...

Man, those are FUNNY! You are lookin' so good, Lisa. I can't wait to see pictures of the baby when he arrives. Yea!